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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Jennifer Gratz endorses Mike Cox for Governor

Thanks go out to Nick De Leeuw for the little "heads up" tip in email.

Affirmative action fighter backs Cox for governor

http://www.macombdaily.com/ articles/.............6701528.txt

By Mitch Hotts, Macomb Daily Staff Writer

Affirmative action fighter Jennifer Gratz, a key figure in the passage of a proposal that banned the use of race and gender in consideration of applicants to state universities, on Monday endorsed the gubernatorial candidacy of Michigan Attorney General Mike Cox.

Gratz said the state's top law enforcement official had the "political courage" to support the Michigan Civil Rights Initiative long before voters approved it in 2006 while other Republicans opposed the divisive measure.

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Maybe with Mike Cox as Governor, we will be able to get tougher state laws concerning the continuing population of illegal aliens in our midst. here in the sanctuary state of Michigan.

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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Stabenow will vote for socialist health care takeover

No reply has been received from Karl (Marx) Levin as we all know where he is on the socialist political spectrum and how he will vote as a politburo member.

Here is the email letter I received today from Debbie Stabenow. She is safe for the 2010 midterm election and intends to push for socialized health care (Obamacare) no matter what it does to her constituents. She is voting for health care for illegal aliens in Michigan, not the senior citizens who will be shunted aside. She is a true yellow dog. She is voting for tax increases for all of us to cover the illegals. She understands my concerns but doesn't care. A Democrat is a Democrat and will vote Democrat regardless of how far the party shifts to the left, especially from an insulated seat in the senate. [ed: She was just reelected so she is safe this time.] The Democrats that are heavily perspiring over their jobs are all in the House.

September 8, 2009

Thank you . . .

. . . for contacting me regarding your opposition to universal health care coverage. I understand your concerns.

When it comes to health care, our families and businesses are in a serious crisis. High health care costs are causing cuts in benefits and increases in premiums, adding to the ranks of the uninsured at alarming rates. But the impact of this problem goes beyond individual families. Skyrocketing health care costs make our businesses less competitive in the global marketplace and cost us good-paying jobs. We are already paying for the uninsured through overuse of the emergency room-the most inefficient and expensive way of providing care.

I believe that health care is a right, not a privilege. There is no doubt that the problems we face are complex, but there are real solutions. We can create a system that is uniquely American and shares the cost between the government, businesses, and individuals in a way that is fair and equitable. Now is the time to show the political will to tackle these issues because there is so much at stake. I am committed to working with both my Democratic and Republican colleagues on the Senate Finance Committee to find solutions to America's health care crisis.

Thank you again for contacting me. Please don't hesitate to do so again if my office can be of assistance to you or your family.

Sincerely,

Debbie Stabenow

United States Senator

DS:SM

U.S. Senator Debbie Stabenow

The United States Senate • Washington, DC 20510

stabenow.senate.gov

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Don't Fall for the "Obama Motors" Lube Job

A Guest Editorial from one of my favorite conservative commentators, Ann Coulter, received in email. She says it like it is then gives the blade an extra twist. I LOVE IT!

The Manchurian Teleprompter is Upbeat about GM's Dinky Cars!

Dear Fellow Conservatives,

Now that Barack Obama has gotten GM Chairman Rick Wagoner out of the way, he is confident that GM is on the way to unimaginable success. The government has given GM and Chrysler $65.1 billion in bailout money, which is only appropriate.

I mean, "millions" is so 90's...

To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says it will be the government that will now stand by your GM car warranty. And the taxpayers all get a lube job. Your future GM owner's manual will come with a disclaimer: "Close enough for government work."

I don't know why everyone is so upset about the government taking over a major American car company. They've done a great job with social security. I mean, haven't they? Taking over GM and Chrysler is American as baseball, apple pie and Mussolini.

But the Manchurian Teleprompter IS "UPBEAT ABOUT GM'S FUTURE" as a recent New York Times headline declared.

As soon as I read the headline, I rushed to the financial pages. There I learned GM had just been kicked off the Dow Jones Industrial Index. Yikes! Picture the New York Yankees playing so badly they were demoted to Little League status.

That doesn't sound so good. Also, I discovered GM's share price was listed as N/A. Not applicable. Sounds to me like -- "price so low it can't be measured."

Ah, but the Times says Team Obama has a plan. GM's new chairman, Barack Obama, has demanded that GM focus on more green technology. Another nice feature is that instead of an airbag, your GM car will come with a Joe Biden. Thank you, and drive safely...

So the plan is: The "New GM" is going to persuade presumably sane Americans that a bankrupt Detroit automaker run by union hacks and government bureaucrats will make little, dinky, green cars better and cheaper than Toyota, Nissan, and KIA already make little, dinky, green cars.

Believe that?

I have a better idea. Be really smart and follow the investing advice of someone who actually understands that America is a free-enterprise democracy... and knows how to protect your money while Team Obama tries to dismantle the greatest economic powerhouse in world history.

I refer to Mark Skousen, Ph.D., a man who for 29 years has helped subscribers to his Forecasts & Strategies newsletter build wealth -- through the crash of 1987, the boom years of the 1990s, the bursting of the Internet "bubble" in 2000, and the Crash of 2008. Dr. Skousen has seen it all, done it all, and witnessed what happened when a previous U.S. president tried his best to kill capitalism and wreck the country.

Back then the "Dismantler-in-Chief" was Jimmy Carter. In the 1970s, "Smilin' Jimmy" complained about our "inordinate fear of communism" -- and carried his own suit bag to show what a regular guy he was. He also gave us economic stagnation, hyperinflation, stock-market disintegration, and the contempt of the Soviet Union, Iran, and every other democracy-hating dictatorship on earth.

Obama makes Carter look like Ronald Reagan. He's apologized for America to so many countries that the only ones left on the remorse-tour are Cuba and North Korea. (Wait for it!) Obama is spending so much, so fast, that the inflationary havoc he'll cause is going to make the Carter years look like a golden age. "Malaise" will be an improvement over what's coming.

But not necessarily to you. Not when you have Dr. Mark Skousen advising you about what's going to happen to your money before it happens... and how to make certain your money is perfectly positioned to take advantage... or just escape the chaos.

Mark Skousen has helped his legions of investors build wealth through booms and busts, bubbles, and bubble-headed leadership. The latter is what we're being forced to endure now. As always, many will suffer tremendously. Others will prosper. The good news: You can choose to be one of the winners.

Make the right choice. Choose the proven, expert guidance of Dr. Mark Skousen. He's the Ph.D. for capitalists. Choose Forecasts & Strategies.

Click here to learn more.

Sincerely,

Ann Coulter

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Friday, July 10, 2009

Unions Sleep With The Devil...

...are now complaining about the results.

The story comes via email and is a heartbreaker, brought on by the slavish devotion of the unions to the socialist Democrat goals. It puts on display how union leadership goals are not in sync with hopes and desires of the rank and file. Union members are told to follow the lead of the union bosses, to march in lockstep.

From Email...

You could hear a pin drop.

When Debra Turner took the stage and shared her story at the CWA Legislative-Political Conference last month, we were all reminded of why we call each other brothers and sisters.

We're brothers and sisters because we stand with each other through the best and worst of times. And today, one of our own is asking you to stand with her.

Take a look at this video of Debra and then take action today:

Fairness at General Motors [ed: remember them... the company now owned by Obama's government and the UAW?]

http://www.unionvoice.org/ campaign/ gmfairness/ dwunne4973wdtm8?

Debra Turner started working at GM in the late '70s, when she was 19.  Eleven years ago, Debra was diagnosed with MS.  Since then, she's had to stop working, and soon her husband is going to retire from GM. Together they've given the company many years of hard work.

But now Debra's good health benefits are at risk thanks to GM's bailout deal with the government. The U.S. Treasury has decided that it isn't "commercially necessary" for GM to honor its contractual benefits for more than 50,000 retirees and their dependents.

Send a letter to the White House to tell the Treasury that they cannot sacrifice the health care benefits of 50,000 GM retirees:

http://www.unionvoice.org/campaign/gmfairness/dwunne4973wdtm8?

We can't sit back and let GM abandon the people who dedicated their lives to building the company.  The government and GM are putting Debra in an impossible position. As Debra said,

"The cost of all my medicines combined is about $3,900 a month. That's several thousand dollars more than what I make in my pension... I'm really worried about not being able to afford this medication."

Debra -- and thousands more retirees like her -- spent their lives working for GM expecting that their health care would be taken care of once they retired. Now they're being cast aside because of the irresponsible management by the people at the top.

Take a stand with Debra and show the government and GM that we won't let them abandon our retirees.

http://www.unionvoice.org/campaign/gmfairness/dwunne4973wdtm8?

When she was first diagnosed with MS, Debra was told that without health insurance, she'd end up in a wheelchair.  Debra now needs all of us -- all of her brothers and sisters -- to make sure that doesn't happen.

In solidarity,

Beth Allen
Online Mobilization Coordinator
CWA e-Activist Network

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50,000 GM retirees, the NEW owners of GM are now being told that their contracted health bennies are worth less than recycled toilet paper.


The government, with the aid and collusion of the unions, is breaking and bankrupting industry in the USA as an excuse to nationalize it. General Motors, the largest car company, now bows down and kisses the feet of Obama. GMs new owners, UAW (the union has been granted part ownership in the company), kiss a bit higher. Obama is the senior CEO with final veto power on board actions. The biggest mistake of the car companies was to expect the same level of bailout and star treatment from the socialist Democrats that was given to the financial sector. For that they would need a car czar that is a creepy tax cheating scumbag like Geithner. Obama decided otherwise and forced GM to bail out through bankruptcy to drop contractual obligations, including to the very unions whose lips have an unbreakable seal to the ass cheeks of Obama. The leadership is trying to deflect fault from the Obama/Super CEO, which is rather difficult with all that has happened in just 6 months. Obama has ordered everything else, and the only others to blame now are the union stakeholders. It is not like they have had a year to cloud and twist memories of past acts. The acts are not far enough in the past for the Obama propaganda media to fool anyone.

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

The truth about "Cap and Trade" from Barack Obama

"Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket." -- Barack Hussein Obama, January 2008

[ed: under his other plans for socialization of America, gasoline prices will skyrocket. His plans will break the back of the middle class putting us all into a serf status to the government with our hands out for government assistance. The big worry right now is inflation caused by runaway federal reserve printing presses turning out greenbacks by the ton to keep up with the socialist spending proclivities of this Democrat administration.]

From the Daily Grind email edition

The Truth About the Censored Ad

By Robert Romano

A television station in Roanoke, Virginia that declined to run a National Republican Congressional Committee ad against Congressman Tom Perriello's (D-VA) vote in favor of the climate change bill is now letting the ad run after being only slightly modified.

And in so doing, it is putting the lie to a deceptive smear campaign organized by the Democrat Party and promoted by a now-discredited liberal "fact check" front group.

The now-famous ad began with a quote from Barack Obama's interview with the San Francisco Chronicle of January 2008 when he said, "Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket [emphasis added]."

How badly would the bill hurt the economy? The ad says, "It [the bill] will destroy jobs and cost middle class families $1800 a year, every time you turn on a switch."

That claim was in turn challenged by FactCheck.org—run by the liberal Annenberg Foundation's Public Policy Center of the University of Pennsylvania. As expected, the group then issued a declaration claiming the "NRCC ad credits a Washington Times editorial for its claim that the Waxman-Markey bill would make electricity prices 'skyrocket,' costing families $1,870 a year. But the NRCC is wrong."

Leaving aside the fact that the Annenberg Foundation was Barack Obama's employer from 1995-99, the truth is, it's FactCheck.org that's dead wrong.

Why? Granted, "every time you turn on a switch" is hyperbolic, but the rest of it? FactCheck.org argues that the Times was actually citing a portion of a Heritage study stating the Gross Domestic Product losses in 2020. And, "a decrease in gross domestic product is a different calculation than an increase in electricity costs."

Never mind that the Heritage study in question defined GDP losses from the Waxman-Markey bill as "economic costs". And, never mind that the ad never claims that electricity bills will increase by $1800. Instead it notes that the bill will "cost middle class families $1800 a year…" How much legislation costs overall—i.e. its net impact upon the GDP—is a different calculation than how much it will increase electricity costs. As FactCheck.org undoubtedly well knew before it drug out its red herring.

A main reason why the GDP will be negatively affected by the cap-and-tax legislation is precisely because of increased energy costs. Which, as Barack Obama noted in 2008, "would necessarily skyrocket."

The total impact on the economy? Heritage's analysis stated, "In The Heritage Foundation's analysis of the Waxman-Markey climate change legislation, the GDP hit in 2020 was $161 billion (2009 dollars). For a family of four, that translates into $1,870." Truth be told, there was nothing dishonest or false about the ad. At all.

Not that this stopped the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee—and several news outlets carrying their script in lockstep—from saying that because the ad was found to be "wrong" by FactCheck.org, WDBJ-TV refused to run it. According to DCCC.org's press release, "WDBJ-TV, a Roanoke television station, refused to air a false National Republican Campaign Committee (NRCC) attack ad on Congressman Tom Perriello (VA-05)."

This is pure political spin brewed in the war room of the DCCC—and percolated at FactCheck.org. The message? That the NRCC ad was so blatantly "dishonest" that TV stations are refusing to run it.

In an exclusive interview with ALG News WDBJ General Manager Jeffrey Marks sought to set the record straight. He noted that the whole story began as a result of the DCCC release. And that release certainly did give the false impression that the station was taking some sort of stand against the NRCC's ad.

Marks acknowledged that the Congressman's office had complained to the station about the ad. And so, he said, "We wanted to address the complaints," adding that the station wanted to "make sure everyone is being treated fairly."

In this case, the station judged that there was "enough substance" to warrant bringing the complaint to the attention of the advertiser. And, according to Marks, the NRCC has addressed the issue, minutely modified the ad, and it was running as of yesterday. "This happens from time to time," he said.

But the real story here is that the Hard Left—the true villain of this sordid tale—is so desperate to hide the truth about this horrible, costly bill that they resort to distortion and censorship.

A pattern is emerging. First, as ALG News previously reported, Dr. Alan Carlin was publicly flogged and exiled for telling the truth at the EPA about "man-made" global warming. And now the Democrats are badgering stations to prevent the public from learning the truth about cap-and-trade.

And in the end, what have they really gained? A lot of attention to the fact that Barack Obama "necessarily" believes that electricity costs will "skyrocket," the fact that the GDP will be hurt drastically by the Waxman-Markey cap-and-tax bill, and the fact that Tom Perriello voted for it.

Sometimes it seems, truth will out.

Robert Romano is the Senior Editor of ALG News Bureau.

http://blog.getliberty.org/default.asp?Display=1349

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Monday, July 06, 2009

The Obamessiah sez: "Pass health care reform for all my blessings you deserve!"...

...which is parroted by his apostles, Brian, Charlie, and Katie, followed by the rest of the mind numbed robot acolytes, down through the Church of Obamessiah hierarchy to his faithfull sheeples in the ghettos and barios as filtered and passed over to them by his ACORNs, Chicago street thugs, and black liberation political reverends Wright and Pfleger.

The Pope and Messiah of the Church of the Obamessiah, The Obamessiah Himself, Barack Hussein Obama, sometimes known as the Bamster (and also Jughead), has pronounced that we will have health care reform (code words for a government takeover of the medical profession and all associated with it). He said that the porkulus bill and other emergency crisis spending would make millions of jobs but unemployment has continued to rise. The Obamessiah is truly The Prince of Lies who wants his throne here on earth once he is fully indwelt.

Cross post from "The Daily Grind" via email...

The Public "Option"

By Robert Romano

Like all big lies, the public "option" deceives individuals not only through distortion, but also omission. And unless the American people are warned and stand up for the true health options they currently possess, Barack Obama and Congress will rapidly enact legislation that is designed to degrade and, eventually, destroy those choices that Americans today take for granted.

Through a sleight of hand, proponents of the public "option" act as if there are not already other public options already available when there are: Medicare, Medicaid, and other state and local services for the elderly, poor, and children.

This is the omission. [ed: the LIE by omission] It is designed to fool the American people that they do not already have enough "choices" in health care. That the government does not do enough already. Or that, somehow, there are not enough options currently available. Which, of course, is a lie.

The U.S. spends more on health care than any other nation. As of 2006, the Census Bureau estimates that some 201.7 million, or 71.5 percent of Americans with health insurance, get their insurance privately. 28.5 percent of those with insurance, or 80.3 million, get it from the government.

Presently, the average premium for single coverage is $4,700, according to the National Coalition on Health Care. All told, in 2007, the U.S. spent $2.4 trillion in total health care spending.

Not enough options? $2.4 trillion is just the beginning. The price tag for health care expenditures, NCHC projects, will rise to $3.1 trillion by 2012, and $4.3 trillion by 2016.

Advocates claim this will create competition between the public and private sectors- as if the private sector could compete with a "business" with an unlimited money supply that has no incentive to even operate in the black. This year alone it finds itself in a $1.8 trillion hole, before any public "option" has even been enacted.

Once passed, the federal government will cover what it can through revenue, and then just borrow and/or print the rest.

  • Q: What will private health carriers do?
  • A: Since they cannot charge lower rates and then borrow to make ends meet, they'll lose customers. And then have to jack up premiums ever further in order to stay solvent.
  • Employers on the other hand will have lost the incentive to provide coverage to employees. To save costs, they'll pass the buck back to the taxpayers, who will now be guaranteed coverage through the public "option."

The greatest misrepresentation of all is that the public "option" will at all be optional. It will not be. Because it cannot be. It is designed to crowd out private options by guaranteeing coverage on a federal level—indeed, by mandating it.

President Obama seems optimistic: "When I say if you have your plan and you like it… or you have a doctor and you like your doctor, that you don't have to change plans, what I'm saying is the government is not going to make you change plans under health reform."

Of course, even if there is no sweeping mandate to use the public "option," the law of gravity still applies—the larger mass shall attract the smaller masses towards it. This is how monopolies are formed, whether state-run or not.

The big lie is that the American people will have any choice at all but to use the public "option," which will be the only option left.

Robert Romano is the Senior Editor of ALG News Bureau.

http://blog.getliberty.org/default.asp?Display=1345

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Monday, June 15, 2009

Email from VDare.com - lots of links to fascinating reading

Blogs


  1.  "You've Got To Be Carefully Taught To Hate...", by James Fulford

     

  2. New York State Mother and Daughter Struck Down by Illegal Alien, by Brenda Walker

     

  3. Poll: Majority Oppose Healthcare Coverage for Illegals, by Brenda Walker

     

  4. The Obama Family And The CIA, by Steve Sailer

     

  5. The Riots In France And The Powder Keg The US Is Sitting On, by Rob Sanchez

     

  6. Why Are We Still In Afghanistan?, by Steve Sailer

     

  7. Out of Work? Many Americans Are Trying Unique Gambits, As Our Government Pushes for More Aliens , by Donald A Collins

     

  8. Immigrant Mass Murder In The 80s, by James Fulford

     

  9. "A Desktop Raid"--IRS Cracks Down On Immigrant Fraudsters, LA Times Not Happy, by James Fulford

     

  10. Irwin Stelzer Sees The Light-- A Decade Late, by Patrick Cleburne

     

  11. Speaking of Rev. Wright..., by Steve Sailer

     

  12. "Benjamin Schwarz's Laments The End Of California's Modest Dream", by Steve Sailer

     

  13. Logic and Luck, by Steve Sailer

     

  14. Sotomayor On Affirmative Action, by Steve Sailer

     

  15. Sean Gabb On Chuck Wilder, 3:30 PM Eastern, by James Fulford

     

  16. Holocaust Museum shooting - Quick, let's suppress Free Speech!, by Patrick Cleburne

     

  17. The Kvetcher...Wise but lonely., by Patrick Cleburne

     

  18. Holocaust Museum Shooting, by James Fulford

     

  19. I.T.Grunt shows: Americans can strike back, by Patrick Cleburne

     

  20. Meritocracy, Nepotism and H-1B, by Randall Burns

     

  21. Anti-Fascist Fascist On Nick Griffin: "This Is Not A Person Who Should Be Given Any Coverage By A Legitimate Free Press", by James Fulford

     

  22. Affordable Family Formation Is A Huge Political Issue In ... Iran, by Steve Sailer

     

  23. Obamacare Needs To Move Us Closer To Canada, Literally, by Steve Sailer

     

  24. May Jobs: Illegals Returning Home, American Blacks Gaining, by Edwin S. Rubenstein

     

  25. IQ and Ethnic Empowerment In Rotterdam, by James Fulford

     

  26. The Wrong Hate Targets in Philadelphia?, by Anonymous Attorney

     

  27. In response to Nicholas Kristof, by Steve Sailer

     

  28. EU Elections: Patriotic Parties Make Progress In Holland As Well As Britain, by James Fulford

     

  29. Driving Green, by Steve Sailer

     

  30. BNP's Nick Griffin elected to European Parliament, by Patrick Cleburne

     

  31. BNP breaks through in European Parliament elections, by Patrick Cleburne

     

  32. The Environmental Cost Of Europeans Taking August Off, by Steve Sailer

     

  33. The Dogs of Turkey, by Steve Sailer


 

Letters

 
  1. Saturday Forum: A New York Reader Says Queens Residents Are Learning The Hard Way About Santeria; etc.

  2. Saturday Forum: A Third Generation Harvard Legacy Says Post-1990 Immigration Makes It Tough For Aspiring American Students and Workers

  3. Saturday Forum: A New Hampshire Reader Who Lived In China Recommends Global Solutions For Getting Ahead

  4. Saturday Forum: A Georgetown University Freshman (Asian) Explains How College Admission Really Works

  5. An Argentinean Immigrant In NY Reports Another Illegal Alien Drunk Driver, Says He's Sick Of Open Borders

  6. A California Reader Sees Irony In Abel Maldonado's Possible California Gubernatorial Candidacy

  7.  A Missouri African-American Says Immigration Key Issue For Blacks

  8. Florida Reader Says Take Your Choice-Charity For Aliens Or Your Family

  9. A Retired Electrical Engineer Says Indian Nationals Exude A "Holier-Than-Thou" Attitude Toward Their American Colleagues-With No Good Reason

  10. A California Educator Makes An Offer To DREAM Act Supporters



 

Syndicated Columnists


  1. Barack Obama: The Anti-Reagan, by Patrick J. Buchanan

  2. Fear Is Eroding American Rights, by Paul Craig Roberts

  3. Democrats Ignore Minority Corruption In Congress, by Michelle Malkin

  4. Dear David Letterman, by Michelle Malkin

  5. Sonia Sotomayor: Miss Affirmative Action, 2009, by Patrick J. Buchanan

  6. First Bush Worship, now Obama Worship. Gods Come Cheap These Days! by Chuck Baldwin


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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Bill Balsamico sez...

[Received in email]

"...David Letterman's comments...proves he is a a__hole..."

On the sign out front of his successful restaurant in Pennsylvania.

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Monday, June 01, 2009

AAADD - Know the symptoms

This was received in one of those multiple recipient emails, no author listed...

but it describes how I feel many days, so maybe this is what is wrong with me!

AAADD

KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.

Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.

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Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

  • the car isn't washed
  • the bills aren't paid
  • there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
  • the flowers don't have enough water,
  • there is still only 1 check in my check book,
  • I can't find the remote,
  • I can't find my glasses,

and

  • I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....

Do me a favor.

Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

New Casa D'Ice Sign - Speed Reader

Here is the next installment of signage from Bill Balsamico at his restaurant, Casa D'Ice.

http://www.casadice.com/outside_sign.htm

Right On, Bill!

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Saturday, May 09, 2009

SC GOP Convention Tea Party

What: Tea Party at South Carolina GOP state Convention

When: Saturday, May 16th

Contact: (864) 641-0066 for details & RSVP

"Tea Party" at SC GOP convention
Time: May 16, 2009 from 6:30am to 11am
Location: Columbia Metropolitan Convention Center
Organized By: Dean Allen

Event Description:

What: Special "Tea Party" to honor Cong. Gresham Barrett (RINO Bailout supporter)

Where: Columbia Metropolitan Convention Center - 1101 Lincoln Street, Columbia, SC 29201

When: Saturday, May 16th 7;00 AM till 9:00 AM as the delegates are arriving

Why: Remind the delegates [and the state wide media that will be there] we don't want a [ed:pseudo-] "conservative" Congressman who voted FOR the Bailout, FOR millions of earmarks in the Obama approved budget, who took big money from PACs [for industries that benefited from the TARP Bailout!] serving as our next Governor. Republicans can do better and South Carolina deserves better.

How: This will be a light hearted fun event. We will have some hand made signs asking the Congressman questions. We will walk around, eat donuts, talk to arriving delegates, talk to the media (they will be there from all over the state, this is your chance to be on TV) and talk to the Congressman if he shows up. We will NOT block traffic, block people, or disrupt the convention in any manner. We are going to be polite, well behaved and have a ton of fun at the RINO's expense! How else: Feel free to bring home made signs. Dress patriotic, bring your flags, Bring your wife, kids, grandkids, after all, they will be paying taxes for the Barrett Bailout after you are dead. They may as well get to say hello to the Congressman who sold them out. Say what ever you want on your signs and to the media. This is a grassroots effort. It is YOUR party. I am not in charge, I am just bringing the do-nuts. Feel free to bring a cooler with water or soft drinks and dress appropriately, it may be hot. I will have signs for those who do not bring any.

Please RSVP to Dean Allen (864) 641-0066

I need to know how many do-nuts to bring!

www.roar-usa.ning.com www.roar-usa.com

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I am doing my part to help other tea parties around the country.

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Friday, May 01, 2009

Bill Balsamico's Online Shop

Received in email

Here is a sample of the wares at Bill's online store:


Click on the button

to visit Bill's online store

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Mid-Week Humor - prep for the weekend

This was received in email...

Children of the Future...

This is a list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students: It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades. The spellings are the original ones.

1. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water..

2. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.

3. When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

4. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is water and gin.

5. A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

6. Liter: A nest of young puppies.

7. Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.

8. Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.

9. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.

10.. Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

11. The pistol of the flower is its only protection against insects.

12. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

13. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

14. For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower that the heart until the heart stops.

15. For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.

16. Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

17. The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

18. Blood flows down one leg and up the the other.

Marvelous Management...

A magazine ran a "management quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life dysfunctional managers.

Here were the top ten finalists:

1. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."

2. "What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter."

3. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."

4. "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."

5. "Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."

6. "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."

7.. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."

8. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me."

9. "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."

10. One day my Boss asked me to submit a status report to him concerning a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said, "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!"

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Are You A Right Wing Extremist?

If you oppose the visible and sub-surface policies of the Obama adminstration efforts to convert the USA into a socialist/communist nation, then you are labeled as a right wing extremist and will come under the scrutiny of Fuhrer Obama's secret police. It matter naught what level of opposition you pose, as all will be treated as if you are a sheet wearing, cross burning KKK whacko. The examples from the previous Democrat administration; the seizure of Elian Gonzales by Clinton storm troopers to be returned to Cuba, the Ruby Ridge federal sniper incident, and the whitewash of the Waco, Texas incident are visible displays of power when a socialist is placed in high office in the USA. I am curious what will be the first raw display of this power by Obama and his secret police under the cover and auspices of DHS. Will the power grab be precipitated by a trumped up "crisis" and a declaration of FEMA emergency?

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Fire Janet Napolitano

An apology or allowing her to resign are just a tacit approval of the "security assessment" by the department she heads.

From ExposeObama.com via email

According to The Washington Times, DHS distributed this so-called security assessment, titled; "Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment" to police and sheriff departments across the country on April 7.

The Times quotes the security assessment and states that the federal government "'will be working with its state and local partners over the next several months' to gather information on 'rightwing extremist activity in the United States.'"

And here's the kicker.

The security assessment clearly defines "rightwing extremism" as "broadly divided into those groups, movements, and adherents that are primarily hate-oriented (based on hatred of particular religious, racial or ethnic groups), and those that are mainly antigovernment..."

That sounds reasonable, until you continue reading the rest of the sentence: "... rejecting federal authority in favor of state or local authority, or rejecting government authority entirely. It may include groups and individuals that are dedicated to a single issue, such as opposition to abortion or immigration.”

No... your eyes are not playing tricks on you.

If you object to Obama's policies, if you believe in the 10th Amendment, or support the strict enforcement of our immigration laws... if you are pro-life... if you're one of those pesky Americans that attended a TEA party on April 15... or if you're reading this e-mail; you're no different than a Klansman or a member of the Aryan Nation or a Neo-Nazi.

But this security assessment doesn't stop there. It goes on to directly targets those who simply oppose Barack Hussein Obama's policies:

“Many rightwing extremists are antagonistic toward the new presidential administration and its perceived stance on a range of issues, including immigration and citizenship, the expansion of social programs to minorities, and restrictions on firearms ownership and use.”

Strangely, the security assessment clearly states that DHS “has no specific information that domestic right wing terrorists are currently planning acts of violence.”

And yet, with no knowledge of threats, and virtually no evidence, it makes grandiose claims and slanders those who are pro- life, against illegal immigration, support the right to bear arms, oppose an ever increasing federal government, and are in favor of American sovereignty.

What's the bottom line?

Simply put, If you think you have a 1st Amendment right to disagree with the Obama Administration, YOU just might be a danger to the state and our government will be watching you with - as Janet Napolitano's DHS puts it - "a particular emphasis" on "rightwing extremist radicalization."

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

AFL-CIO Tossing US Workers Under the Bus - Amnesty For Illegals

Received in email from NumbersUSA.com

Cross Posted to "No Amnesty - Got It?"

As reported in the New York Times and cached here for posterity [see links in article below].

Attention laid off workers and other citizen job seekers, the next big push for amnesty for illegals to take and keep jobs from citizens is about to get underway. The Socialist Democrats and drones (AFL-CIO, La Raza, etc.) will be looking to make you destitute and desperate, making you vulnerable to big government control.

Big Labor Unites to Back Massive Illegal Alien Amnesty, Throwing U.S. Workers Under the Bus

The A.F.L.-C.I.O. and the "Change to Win" federation of unions are so concerned about the 13.2 million unemployed Americans—that they've announced they want to give millions of American jobs permanently to illegal aliens by supporting a mass amnesty!

The New York Times reported this morning (April 13, 2009) that the Big Labor unions signed an accord that "endorses legalizing the status of illegal immigrants already in the United States. . ." The Times said this endorsement had been worked out by "consulting between the two [union] federations and with a variety of Hispanic organizations and advocate groups for immigrants."

This union sellout is the latest sign that every group in America that can make a fast buck on illegal immigration is lining up to push the gigantic amnesty backed by the Obama administration, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

(Today's news builds on another New York Times article from last Thursday [April 8,2009] , stating that the Obama administration was making amnesty a top priority.)

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Also please note that BIG BUSINESS, which is being taken over by the socialist Obama regime, is holding out for a massive expansion of the "guest worker" program.

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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

They walk among us...

Received in email

They walk among us......

Be Careful Out There:

IDIOT SIGHTING :

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.."

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back."

She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

From Kingman , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport

employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,

"That's why we ask."

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County

Sheriffs office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE

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Monday, March 09, 2009

When Obama Lies...

...your constitutional rights and freedoms DIE. Obama is proving that he is closely related to the Prince of Lies and is vieing to take that position for himself. He will have Wright and Pfleger as his footmen when he descends to his throne after the indwelling. Will John Sidious McCain, Arlen Specter (pronounced Anal Sphincter), and the rest of the RINOs fall down and worship him in this too?

Received in email from GOPUSA:

Obama Lies To Gun Owners As Holder Reveals Gun Attack Plan

As a presidential candidate, Barack Obama deliberately and repeatedly lied to America's 90 million gun owners across the country when he insisted that he would not try to take away anyone's firearms, the Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms said today.

CCRKBA Chairman Alan Gottlieb, reacting to yesterday's remarks by Obama's Attorney General Eric Holder that the president will seek to reinstate the ban on semi-automatic firearms, said Obama "knew he was lying to the nation because his own website touted his plan to revive the gun ban and make it permanent."

"We warned America that Obama's 'support' for the Second Amendment was empty rhetoric," Gottlieb stated, "and now Holder's disclosure has confirmed it. Obama was lying, and now gun rights may be dying."

Several times on the campaign trail, Obama told voters "I'm not going to take your guns away." He said it at rallies in Duryea, Pennsylvania and in Boise, Idaho. He also told a news conference that

"Lawful gun owners have nothing to fear. I think people can take me at my word." - Barack Hussein Obama

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Someone needs to start an "Obama Lie Tracker" database. The lies are beginning to pile up and need to be categorized and labeled as to which freedoms are being stripped from citizens.

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Sunday, March 08, 2009

Skinny Dippin'

Received via email...

Skinny Dipping ....

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting And laughing with glee..

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

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Thursday, March 05, 2009

Are the Dumbocrats finally "getting it"?

...that no one really watches them on their propaganda tv channels, or listens to them on NPR, just as most thinking people have stopped relying on their print media/pseudo-news papers.

The Socialist Democrat party already own the MSM (ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC, AP) and apparently people are starting to take notice. The socialists are getting desperate to put messages where people will actually see them... on those big roadside billboard signs.

The latest dumbocrat butt-buddy grab your ankles and sing soprano email

I'm Jen O'Malley Dillon, the new Executive Director of the Democratic National Committee.

If you're anything like me, then you've had the urge to talk back to a right-wing talk radio host more than a few times. [This should be a snap... have one of your MSM talking heads parrot what you want to say back to Rush. He only has 3 hours a day. You have at least 21 other hours daily on television and even National Public Radio, plus the print media. PLEASE DO call in to Rush. He will put you right on so we can hear your particular slant of socialist wackiness... it should be a great addition to the library along with the Rita-X Files.]

Rush Limbaugh has made waves lately about his desire to see President Obama fail. And he's unapologetic, even though Americans [hypnotized ignorant sheeples] voted in November for the very kind of change the President is bringing to Washington. As even Limbaugh must know, if the President fails, America fails. [Not true! If he fails in his attempts to seize and socialize America, we WIN!]

But we have no apologies for Rush, just a message. We need you to come up with a slogan, in ten words or less, that we'll put on a billboard where he can't miss it -- in his hometown of West Palm Beach, Florida.

Can you help us come up with a message for Rush that we'll place on a billboard right in his hometown?

We'll go through all the slogans we get, and the winner will have his or her message appear on the billboard -- and receive a free T-shirt featuring the winning slogan. [Hey, Casa D'Ice is already doing this on the conservative side!]

If Republican leaders aren't willing to tell Rush, then we will. Americans want President Obama to succeed. Our country's future depends on it. Rooting for the President's failure is rooting for our country to fail.

To get America back on a path to prosperity, we'll need to leave behind the failed partisan attack politics [as opposed to successful partisan attack politics of the socialist Democrats?] of the past. Americans voted for a new direction in November. Choosing Rush Limbaugh to be the voice of their party -- as Republican leaders have done -- is not the answer. [The socialist definition of prosperity: take from the "haves" and redistribute it to those who do-not/wil- not work for it... but only a portion. The rest gets used in their own pet pork projects advancing socialism.]

Send in your suggestion of ten words or less for a billboard and we'll choose the best one to put in Rush's own "backyard".

Jen

Jen O'Malley-Dillon

Executive Director

Democratic National Committee

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There you have it... socialist Democrat frustration that they don't yet own all methods to attack conservatives. No one pays the slightest attention to news papers because they have become print media socialist propaganda rags just as the television now carries the socialist party line via BIG LIE NETWORK (ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC).

Once they have successfully shut down AM talk radio, the billboards will be recycled into socialist re-education of the sheeples to tell you how the Obamessiah only has your best interests at heart and wants to be your leader for life.

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Friday, February 27, 2009

Obama - Talking the Talk...

An email from ExposeObama.com today sent this addition to my archive of cartoonz:

Obama - Talking to the Talk (Nate Beeler, Washington Examiner)


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Socialist Democrats can not run on their agenda but must appear centrist until in power, then they swerve hard left and expose their dirty side.

The socialists are now in the midst of the most massive power grab since the takeover of the old Russia when it became the USSR back in 1917. I have been comparing Obama to Hitler but may have erred. He is looking more and more like Lenin or Stalin. We are witnessing the beginning of the Marxist conversion of the USA into the United Marxist States of America with the assistance of several socialist billionaire king makers, the socialist controlled media propaganda machine (ABC, CBS, NBC, AP), socialist Big Union (AFL-CIO), and agents in place in the the "opposition" party (the Republican Neo-Democrats fronted by the likes of John Sidious McCain). So far the sheeples are not showing any buyers remorse at the prospects of becoming a subjugated populace.

Attention Vets and Patriotic Citizens/Minutemen: Obama is ready to start the gun control ball rolling. Time to stock up on your ammo of choice as they will get around to controlling the sale so you can not use your guns when you need them. You might also think of getting a loading press and dies (and supplies, primers, powder, bullets) for your particular shootin' irons. This will effectively negate any control grabs for ammunition.

Check out Dillon Precision Products for all your reloading needs.

http://www.dillonprecision.com/

I favor the 12 guage pump shotgun as a close combat weapon.

...another thought: Next year are we going to be a divided country with occupied socialist states and free states (like in that movie "Red Dawn")?

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Chicago Tea Party

Notice received in email... Cross posted from RightMichigan.com

http://www.rightmichigan.com/story/2009/2/24/93630/6089

Michigan Taxpayers "Nationwide Chicago Tea Party at the Capitol"!


By apackof2, Section News

(Awesome work by aPackof2, Wendy Day and Grammy Crackers! Hope to see everyone there!)

CNBC's Rick Santelli called earlier this week, backed by mortgage traders, for a "Nationwide Chicago Tea Party" to protest the Obama Administration's Pork Laden Stimulus plan.

The Boston Tea Party was an act of direct protest by American Colonists demanding representation in the British Government.They became known as the original patriots.

As the bailouts spiral out of control, we are forced to fund failed banks. With foreclosures on the rise, we are made the collateral of out-of-control spending . And, when the bills come due, the IRS knocks on the door of self-responsibility.

ENOUGH!
Join With Thousands of Patriots Across the Country!
As We Declare Our Independence from Big Government Bailouts!

Friday, February 27th
High Noon
Michigan State Capitol
100 N. Capitol Ave, Lansing, MI

Enough with the Pork!
We bring home the bacon and we want to keep it!

Bring Your Tea Bags, Protest Signs and American Flags!

Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism. - Thomas Paine

Questions or to Confirm Attendance: apackof2@gmail.com

The World According to Me

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Proud to be an American

I received an email pointing me to this blog article...

Cross posted from ProEnglish.Blogspot.com

Proud To Be An American
by Eddie Garcia

http://proenglishusa.blogspot.com/2009/02/ i-am-son-brother-uncle-father-musician.html

I am a son, a brother, an uncle, a father, a musician, a businessman, an American.

I came to the United States at the age of three not knowing a word of English. My parents decided very quickly that to survive in our new country, the country they chose to live in, we needed to learn its language.

With little money, they purchased a black and white television set and since I was too young to enroll in kindergarten, I watched Sesame Street, Electric Company, Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood and many other shows. Not only did it pass the time, but within four months I learned English.

Yes, like anything else, it takes time, it takes effort, it is blood, sweat and tears. But in the end, the effort is worthwhile when one can look back and proudly say, I did it!

In the initiative and support of making English the Official language of the United States, no where are we advocating that native languages, cultures, mannerisms be denied or forgotten.

Hard work, ingenuity, trials and tribulations sharpened the skills of Americans that serve our great country each and every day.

Making English the official language requires courage, standing up for the belief that without an understanding of the English language, one must rely on translators, interpreters and that makes one susceptible to incorrect translations, misunderstandings, wasteful spending and loss of income.

Eddie Garcia

Support making English the official language by statute, not simply by recommendation.

Learn more about making English our official language and how you can help by visiting

http://www.proenglish.org

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Thursday, February 05, 2009

The Purina Diet

[Received via email...]

Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant?

So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.

I added "I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms."

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her "No, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both."

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Texas Chili

This was received in email... no author listed.

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Albany, Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't goanna eat that, mind if I do?'

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead..'

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

The sight so shocking that he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

A golfers poem

This was received in one of those anonymous viral emails with that has been forwarded a bunch of times with multiple cc's...

No author is listed.

A Golfer's Poem

In My Hand I Hold a Ball,

White And Dimpled, Rather Small.

Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,

This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

By Its Size I Could Not Guess,

The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.

But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,

I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.

My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,

Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.

It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,

A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.

It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry,

I Hate Myself And Want To Die.

It Promises A Thing Called Par,

If I Can Hit It Straight And Far.

To Master Such A Tiny Ball,

Should Not Be Very Hard At All.

But My Desires The Ball Refuses,

And Does Exactly As It Chooses.

It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,

And Even Disappears Before My Eyes.

Often It Will Have A Whim,

To Hit A Tree! Or Take A Swim!

With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,

It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.

Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,

If Only It Would Find The Hole.

It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,

And Swear That I Will Give It Up.

And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,

But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow.

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Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls....

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud. Almost feel like a hybrid.

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Monday, December 22, 2008

Seasonal (Christmas) Medical Humor

This was forwarded to me in email...

[You know? One of those viral emails with multiple recipients that has been forwarded multiple times]

Happy Holidays

Happy Bah Humbug...

1) Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2) Amnesia - I Don't Remember If I'll Be Home for Christmas

3) Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4) Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and...

5) Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6) Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming to Get Us [to the beat of "He's coming to take us away haha.."]

7) Borderline Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll Not Tell You Why

8) Full Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10) Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11) Senile Dementia - Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So IBurned Down the House

13) Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14) Attention Deficit Disorder - We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!

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Monday, December 15, 2008

Arlen Specter: Heard a good polock joke lately?

From the Newsmax email newsletter:

Arlen Specter's Polish Jokes 'Offensive'

When Pennsylvania Congressman Jack Murtha recently said many of his home staters are "racist" and "rednecks," he may have been referring to the state's longtime U.S. senator.

The New York Post's Page 6 reports that Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa., used the occasion of a public luncheon Friday to lighten up the crowd by telling Polish jokes.

Specter was speaking before the influential Commonwealth Club, a Pennsylvania Republican group meeting in New York's Rainbow Room, when he began his opening act.

The senator queried his audience if anyone present was Polish. Reportedly, about 10 people raised their hands.

Apparently callous to their feelings, Specter let loose with a stream of Polish jokes. The Post said he recounted the old one about a person who tells another person that he knows a good Polish joke. The man responds, "Hey careful, I'm Polish!" Specter delivered the punchline: "That's OK, I'll tell it more slowly."

A member of the stunned audience told the Post that Specter's jokes were "insensitive."

"I was offended, and I'm not Polish," the source said.

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Whew...

I bet that person was a blond

and was offended because she didn't get the joke anyway.

It wasn't told slowly enough, or explained in sufficient detail.

Nowadays people walk around looking for ways to be offended! In particular Democrats, but most especially liberals.

Most ethnic type jokes can be pointed in any direction by filling in the blank [Polish, Dutch, Irish, Jewish, Swedish, Newfie [ask a Canadian about Newfie jokes], dumb blond, etc.]

Please...could someone post to YouTube the SNL skit about David Paterson that has panties all knotted and bunched on the left?

Arlen Specter [pronunciation = a- null sss-fink-ter] def. The tight little muscle around the gas passing orifice of the US Senate. The senate is full up to your gluteus maximus of ass holes but there is only one Arlen Specter.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

More Democrat Double Speak - The Employee Free Choice Act...

...meaning no more secret ballots! Democrats only like the secret ballot if they can have ACORN stuffing the ballot box for them.

The masters of double-speak [black is white, truth is a lie, hot is cold, etc.] are still at it. This report is about the union anti-secret ballot initiative strangely known as "The Employee Free Choice Act" as if taking away a workers choice to vote is giving him/her free choice to join or reject a union.

Here is what dropped into my email box from CWA today...

Today is International Human Rights Day, and all across the country CWA members like you are making a strong statement about the importance of workers' rights.

Despite being the world's wealthiest country, the United States still lags far behind in protecting the ability of workers to organize. Around the world, more than 70 other countries provide a fair way for workers to form a union.

The United States isn't one of them. [Starting in January, we become another socialist country like the European model]

CWA is leading a powerful mobilization effort today to change that by making sure that Congress is ready to move forward on Employee Free Choice Act. [Democrat Double Speak]

The bill would let workers choose between a vote and a simple majority sign-up system to decide on having union representation in their workplace. [NO It make eliminates the private ballot and makes card check the method of choice for the union organizer, not the employees.]

There is more including contact info for Stabenow and Levin, but this is the meat of the message.

Hmmm... I thought that a VOTE would determine the majority. Democrats are the ones who want to manufacture voter ballots and then cry about making EVERY VOTE COUNT! I wonder what would happen at a company that they are trying to organize if more pro-union ballots were counted than there were eligible employess??? Vote fraud doesn't translate as well to smaller pools of people so Democrats have to use other methods.

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Sunday, November 30, 2008

VIPRE - AntiVirus and AntiSpyware rolled in one [updated]

[12-5-2008 UPDATE: I now have VIPRE and SPF running on all noted computers and it looks like a super combination. I may be buying a site license to put it on ALL my computers.]

[11-30-2008] This past week, I received an email from Sunbelt Software about their new AntiVirus/AntiSpyware package called VIPRE with an upgrade special offer for CountrSpy users. Since the server here on my home network is/was protected by CounterSpy I decided to upgrade and bought a special package price for 3 licenses for computers on my home network... VIPRE seems to be a small footprint combination program.

I am getting varied results so far.

License [1] - is on my home network webserver, a WinXP Pro sp2 box. The upgrade/install appeared to go just dandy. It recognized that I had Counterspy and wiped it out to install in its place. I installed the key and did the registration.

All seemed well until less than an hour later, VIPRE just shut down.

Hmmm... I looked over the installed but inactive programs. I had already uninstalled AVG and Spybot S&D but found that I still had AVG AntiRootkit so it went away.

A reboot brought VIPRE back online, at which time I decided to do a quick scan. All seemed ot go okay with no problems found.

Then VIPRE shut down again. When VIPRE shuts down, the tray symbol turns red. When you right click it, options come up for various things. Selecting ANY of them causes the computer to freeze. A hardware reset (button on the box) is the only way to reset it at this point. I rebooted and decided to try to do a full deep scan. The computer churned on with VIPRE scanning deeply for over 4 hours. Then the VIPRE tray symbol changed from green to red once again with the scan incomplete, the program stopped. Trying to bring up the main VIPRE screen to see what it shows freezes the computer.

Another hard reset and I decide to reinstall AVG and Spybot S&D until I can get information on any means of debugging this from Sunbelt Software. Unfortunately, Counterspy is gone due to the "upgrade" and that the license for it had expired. The license [1] may wind up on one of my wireless boxes on my network if I can not get it to work on the server.

UPDATE: The problem was a conflict between VIPRE and the Comodo Pro firewall. I have changed over to the Sunbelt Personal Firewall and all is running smoothely with VIPRE now. Thanks Alex!

License [2] - is on my WinXP Home edition equipped laptop and that appears to be cruising along nicely. So far, no freezes or any other problem noted on the laptop. Also now equipped with SPF (Sunbelt Personal Firewall).

License [3] - is going on my livingroom computer this afternoon. update: It has been installed and is running fine. Also now equipped with SPF (Sunbelt Personal Firewall).

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Pseudo-Catholic Pro-Abortionists Funded By George Soros

More MoveOnKoSoroStryker funding news...

From NEWSMAX.com (email)

George Soros Funds "Catholic Left"

An organization founded by billionaire investor and Democratic financier George Soros has funded two “left-wing” Catholic groups that support abortion rights, according to Catholic League President Bill Donohue.

Soros “is connected to two apologists for abortion rights: Catholics in Alliance for the Common Good, and Catholics United,” Donohue said in a Catholic League release.

“In 2006, Soros’ Open Society Institute gave Catholics in Alliance $100,000 [double the amount he gave in 2005], and in the same year, Catholics in Alliance listed Catholics United . . . as an organization with which it has a formal relationship.

“John Podesta, who runs the Soros-funded organization Center for American Progress, admits that he works closely with Catholics in Alliance and Catholics United.”

Donohue asks, “Why would any Catholic organization take money from a man like George Soros? . . .  And why would Soros have any interest in funding Catholic groups? He doesn’t give the Catholic League any money, and if he offered, I would refuse it.

“The reason Soros funds the Catholic left is the same reason he lavishly funds Catholics for Choice, the pro-abortion group that has twice been condemned as a fraud by Catholic bishops. They all service his agenda, namely, to make support for abortion rights a respectable Catholic position.”

On Oct. 17, Denver Archbishop Charles Chaput accused Catholics in Alliance and Catholics United of doing a “disservice” to the Catholic Church, according to Donohue, who added, “He’s right — and now we know what really makes them tick.”

Chris Korzen of Catholics United sought to counter the criticism from Donohue by asserting that Soros’ organization also contributes to Catholic Charities, Catholic Relief Services, and Catholic Legal Immigration Services.

But Donohue told LifeNews.com, “Unlike the three Catholic organizations cited by Korzen, Catholics United and Catholics in Alliance are apologists for abortion.

“Their passion for abortion rights is so strong that they refuse to endorse the legal ban on partial-birth abortion.”

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The pseudo-catholics are feeling confident and emerging for the world to see, now that it looks like the Obamessiah is ready to welcome his master, Lucifer [aka Satan], into the white house.

Painting of St. Michael The ArchAngel, casting out Satan from heaven by Rafael
(also spelled Raphael)

Raphael, whose full name was Raphael Sanzio, (also known as Raphael Sanzi), was born on April 6, 1483.

Raphael was one of the most important artists of the Italian Renaissance.

Raphael painted and designed many brilliant pieces of work and the stanzas inside the Vatican.

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