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Friday, June 27, 2008

Hotlinking to images

Hotlinking policy of this web site...

I occasionally get a person out there in the world wide web that uses google image search to pick out a signature line image for messages, then he posts HUNDREDS of one line and one word messages just to display his new signature picture, sometimes to make a political statement.

The current pest is a Russian Immigrant (immigration/student-visa status unknown at this time), living in Ann Arbor, Michigan, who picked an image here and has 70 or so friends on a "My Friends" type network called LiveJournal.com. His messages are posted all in Russian. Apparently he came here back in the 90s and attended high school and some college at Moo-U in East Lansing but currently resides in Ann Arbor.

The picture he tried to use as his signature pic has been computer electro-magically changed, using redirection. Requests for that image from an outside referrer site, see the image I want him to display instead. I feel honored each time one of these people gives me the power to select for them what will be the image associated to them. They are stealing MY bandwidth so I get to have some FUN!

Click [HERE] to see what all of his friends see now.

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note: This image is on my server, but I can redirect a request to elsewhere on the web. Do a Google search on hotlinking.

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Sunday, March 09, 2008

Yobba dobba doo - thread 12547 on mlive.com

Here is an interesting thread that I decided to cross post from:

MLive.com Grand Rapids Forum

Here is thread 12547:

# Yaba daba doo Redux by NamVetPlnfld, 3/7/08

1. Careful by Swade, 3/7/08

1. Selling McCain? by NamVetPlnfld, 3/9/08

2. Your point is ???????? by Kennybear, 3/7/08

1. The point... by NamVetPlnfld, 3/9/08


12547. Yaba daba doo Redux

by NamVetPlnfld, 3/7/08 12:39 ET

Yob said that McCain is a Conservative with independent tendencies.

Actually he is a maverick/independent that has an occasional propensity for conservatism when he wants to get elected.

If you want to spin someone as a conservative, cases could be made through wild stretches that many liberal democrats are conservative too.

McCains conservatism is most visible from the spin machine that has been used by McCain this election cycle.

Ask Rick Davis, president of the Soros and Heinz-Kerry funded Reform Institute that McCain founded. Rick is the McCain campaign manager. Instead of a salary, Rick receives a $110,000 a year "consulting fee". The Yobs know..

Check the links below, and take a look at some of the other donors to McCain's reform institute too.

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permalink: http://reforminstitute.org/about/AboutDonors.aspx

Reform Institute Donors over $50,000

*OSI Constitution & Legal Policy Program (the George Soros foundation)

*Tides Foundation (The Teresa Heinz-Kerry foundation)

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source: The Captains Quarters Blog

permalink: http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/004026.php

source: WorldNetDaily

permalink: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=56177

12547.1. Careful

by Swade, 3/7/08 15:34 ET
Re:
Yaba daba doo Redux by NamVetPlnfld, 3/7/08

You're doing a good job of selling McCain to Independents and Democrats. Remember Reagan? He was elected and re-elected by them.

12547.1.1. Selling McCain?

by NamVetPlnfld, 3/9/08 15:12 ET
Re:
Yaba daba doo Redux by NamVetPlnfld, 3/9/08

No, the Yobs have been doing that.

He is packaged as the liberal and moderate choice for Michigan and has been that for years. He was the media darling because of it.

Once the rough stuff gets started, he will be the butt of the MSM attacks, looking for help from the very conservatives he has given the one finger salute.

The McCainiacs are currently attempting a paradigm shift to realign the conservative label to overlay what McCain stands for.

12547.2. Your point is ????????

by Kennybear, 3/7/08 19:58 ET
Re:
Yaba daba doo Redux by NamVetPlnfld, 3/7/08

12547.2.1. The point...

by NamVetPlnfld, 3/9/08 15:01 ET
Re:
Yaba daba doo Redux by NamVetPlnfld, 3/9/08

That he is YOUR kind of candidate?????


MLive.com is a forum owned and operated in Michigan by the Booth News Group, a subsidiary of ADVANCE, the mega media conglomerate.

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Sunday, October 07, 2007

A liberal blog on the ropes...

...and is begging for donations to stay online. The SmirkingChimp.com - cache has this banner at the top of their page.

The Smirking Chimp - News And Commentary from the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

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Cry me a river!

Doesn't it just make your heart bleed for them? Where is MoveOnKoSoros or one of the other liberal sugar daddies when they need it most? Did they do something to really pissoff someone at MoveOnKoSoros? Where is the "Hate Bush/Hate America/Surrender before we win" crowd when you really need them?

Go talk to someone at Air America. Maybe they will hold a fund raiser telethon for you.

What, they can't fund themselves either?

What is the liberal world coming to?    

Monday, September 10, 2007

All those motivational speakers are full of it...

This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 =

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

History Lesson, a little humor to brighten your day!

This was received in email and I am passing it along to you...

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals

2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.

That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men or wussies. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth; the elephant.

Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

A few modern liberals like Mexican light beer (with lime added), but most prefer a chilled glass of Sauvignon Blanc,with passion fruit and kiwi aromas which are marked by grassy notes, then rounded out on the midpalate by peach flavors Crisp and refreshing, with a hint of chalky minerality on the finish; or Perrier bottled water. They eat raw fish but dislike beef. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, Ivy League professors, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated-hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink Sam Adams, Harpoon IPA or Yuengling Lager. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.

Monday, August 20, 2007

The lottery, one armed bandits, and other games of chance

I have won money playing the slots (actually they only take bills, no coins now). I have won a bit of money at the table at the casino. I have won some money at the lottery. But I don't know anyone who has won any of the sweeps from a magazine or plant company. I do not know anyone who knows someone that won from them. The pictures that they show on TV and in the ads of winners... are they real or actors hired for the part? Maybe relatives of management?

I have entered the sweeps of [1]US Purchasing Exchange (defunct), [2]American Family Publishers (defunct), [3]Michigan Bulb Company (defunct), [4]Readers Digest with Ed Whatshisname (still in business but only running sweeps outside the US where State and Federal prosecutors have no jurisdiction), and [5]Publishers Clearing House (still in business). There has been no hint of success. They used to tell me that I was one order away from being a big winner. Now I am one magazine ppurchase away from the executive club or inner circle. Now PCH tells us that buying anything will not improve chances of winning. They put sales promotions on the internet that say purchasing will not improve chances of winning. Then when you try to enter, it says that this is a "sales only internet page" with no way to enter around it, and the disclaimer at the bottom sayin that purchasing will not improve your odds of winning. They did this with a few (snail) mailings too. I havent seen it just recently but I still think about it... and I keep entering because they say that if I dont there is someone right here in my neighborhood with my initials that they will award the cash to.

SSDD

I just looked in my email (and US mail) and another PCH entry is there.

The US mail PCH promotion says I am just one purchase away from the "Inner Circle"! I wonder if this inner circle has any better chance of winning?

The Email says:

Winners Script:

THE PRIZE PATROL IS KNOCKING ON DOOR. A VIDEO CREW IS PRESENT SO THAT THE EXCITING WINNING MOMENT CAN BE CAPTURED ON FILM. CAMERAS ARE ROLLING. PRIZE PATROL HAS "BIG CHECK," FLOWERS, BALLOONS AND CHAMPAGNE. THERE IS EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR.

DAVE SAYER KNOCKS ON THE DOOR

1. DAVE SAYER

You've just won ten million dollars in the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!

2. WINNER

(Excited) I just won ten million dollars from Publishers Clearing House! Now I know it's real!

3. DAVE SAYER

Congratulations, we couldn't be happier for you!

And since you mentioned the special phrase, here's an additional $5,OOO.OO cash on the spot!

DAVE CONGRATULATES WINNER AND HANDS OVER THE "BIG CHECK." PRIZE PATROL PRESENTS FLOWERS AND BALLOONS.

I have been entering the PCH drawings since 1982 (25 years). I bet there are people who have been at it longer who have not won and do not know anyone who knows anyone that has won either. Question: About that additional 5 grand... is it really 50 $100 bills or is it another GREAT BIG CHECK. If that is the case then the ballyhoo about the extra money is wrong too. Cash on the spot can be taken to the store to spend with no bank stops.

But I will be answering the email entry just in case! The prize patrol (if it really exists) might get lost on the way to the winner (if there really is one) and stop at my house instead. I want to be ready... got my ruby slippers...

click, click... "There's no place like home... oops wrong script!"

"Oh Golly Gee, Now I know it is really true! I just won the PCH sweeps."

Hey quit elbowing me. You are interrupting my dream!

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Question: If the sweeps numbers are administered by an independent judging organization as PCH says in their literature, why will they not tell us the name of the organization? Does secrecy keep them independent or just anonymous to keep questions down? Or is it granny and four nephews?

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Among the missing...

With all the mention of the power and might of MoveOn.org and DailyKos, we used to hear mentioned prominently their backer, George Soros... seems that Georgie is getting shy. I just did a look about and he is quietly stepping back from the limelight. He hasn't stopped funding the socialst liberal causes, just not as publicly. He wants to get back to the anonymity that Jon Stryker has.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Terror Attack Coming - Michael Jerkoff head of DHS

From NewsMax.com comes the blockbuster revelation that the jerkoff in charge (under the head jerkoff in the White House) of home land security that we may get hit by Al-Qaida yet this summer. This one is assigned the "No $#!+ Sherlock" award. Bush is the head extortionist with Michael Jerkoff seconding him by keeping our borders open and free flowing for illegals.

[note: Nick comments that I apparently do not like Homeland Security Chief Jerkoff. He's correct. Our Homeland is being left naked at the borders and I am supposed to kneel down and lick his boots? No freakin way!]

Chertoff: Hunch Terror Attack Coming

U.S. counterterror officials are warning of an increased risk of an attack this summer, given al-Qaida's apparent interest in summertime strikes and increased al-Qaida training in the Afghan-Pakistani border region.

On Tuesday, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told the editorial board of The Chicago Tribune that he had a "gut feeling" about a new period of increased risk. [It is not important enough to warrant increased security for Bush to order our borders protected by armed National Guards or Army Reservists. He will wait for a mushroom cloud first... unless it takes out DC and Bush with it.Then we do not have to worry about his impeachment or trial for treason.]

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Mensa Convention

Mensa Convention

Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco, and several members lunched at a local cafe.

While dining, they discovered that their saltshaker contained pepper and their pepper shaker was full of salt.

How could they swap the contents of the bottles without spilling, and using only the implements at hand? Clearly this was a job for Mensa! The group debated and presented ideas, and finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer. They called the waitress over to dazzle her with their solution.

"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker..."

"Oh," the waitress interrupted. "Sorry about that." She unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Immigration reform advocates vow comeback

Al Reuters Islamofascist News Agency and Faked News Pix Agency

By Donna Smith

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Backers of a broad U.S. immigration overhaul on Friday began efforts to revive the stalled bipartisan package in the U.S. Senate amid partisan bickering over who is to blame for the bill's failure.

Sen. Edward Kennedy (news, bio, voting record), a Massachusetts Democrat who helped lead months of painstaking negotiations that produced the fragile compromise, said: "We are not giving up. We are not giving in." Yeah, they will be back like a hemorrhoid.

Obviously citizens are going to have to keep some political Preperation H on hand to shrink bleeding assholes like Kennedy and McCain back to size.

Sonia Ramirez of the trade union organization AFL-CIO said she hopes to see a bill more palatable to labor. Her group opposed the temporary worker program that business groups backed.

Awww c'mon Sonia. You know the AFL-CIO really wants amnesty. You are scared shitless that the rank and file will find this out and toss you out. All of you amnesty whores know that once passed, illegals become legal residents with no further action required. No Z-visas or anything!!! No $5000 fine, no return to the border, no border security trigger. It is all a BIG LIE! The Bush-Kennedy-McCain BIG LIE!

Reply to a Trent Lott sound bite...

On the news tonight, word came down that the Bush-Kennedy-McCain amnesty bill has suffered a big setback. The assholes didn't get the votes that they thought they would get.

There was a 15 second sound bite of Senator Lott saying that "...if we can't pass this maybe we should vote to dissolve this body!"

I jumped up and screamed

"YES!!!"

...and then had the thought that dissolving the senate would be the best move for national security that these traitorous open-border amnesty bastards could do.
We are safest when the Senate does nothing! Think how safe we would be if they disbanded! This would throw Kerry, McCain, Kennedy, Martinez, Reid, Specter, Snowe, and the rest of the Senate Amnesty Axis out on their kiesters!

Go ahead Senator Lott... I triple dog dare you... not a hair on your ass buddy. Go ahead and introduce a bill to dissolve the senate! We will cheer you on.

The senate is full of traitors anyway!

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

A VERY Quiet Week...

Somewhere, USA an illegal alien shot, stabbed, mugged, raped, or killed a citizen while driving drunk (multiple reports) but these wont be newsworthy because the MSM is sympathetic to law breakering aliens. . Instead the socialist media will be reporting on the sob story of poor little rich bitch, Paris Hilton... and disregarding her drunk driving and parole violations.

Everyone is focusing on the horrid living conditions that Paris Hilton will have to endure at that slovenly South LA women's lockup. She is essentially in solitary and the media is letting out a collective sob for her. The pity party will begin in ernest in about 20 days to let her know how much the world missed her. She is just another manifestation of how low the country has sunk regarding law and order. Anyone else would get the max sentence.

Minor update: After only three days there was a clemency hearing and she has been released to house arrest with a tether.

Last mention: Friday morning the judge ordered Paris Hilton back to locku8p to serve the full 45 days after massive outrage was expressed over judicial favoritism for the very rich. Paris had a hissy, screaming and crying. Poor little spoiled rich-biatch! It will be kinda interesting to see what 45 days of country club jail does for her. She obviously is nowhere near as mature about all this as was Martha Stewart. Paris has always been used to getting her own way and that is obviously why she went into hysterics.

This is my last mention of her. Hey paris, kiss this!

She is not news or even interesting.

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Gooood Mooorning USA!

It is a fine Sunday morning.

I am still breathing and able to take nourishment.

Maybe if the weather cooperates, I will get a few holes of golf in.

Time to go and try to check in with the Breakfast Club on 75 meters.

My point... enjoy it if you can!

Friday, March 23, 2007

It's the weekend - an early start...

WHY IT'S IMPORTANT TO SPEAK ENGLISH

When I got back to Michigan last month I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line.

Just one guy in front of me, an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated!

He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two dolla fo yen. Today I get one dolla eighty?? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Thursday, March 15, 2007

U.S. Administration bars CAIR from U.S.

Cross posted from Stop The ACLU - U.S. Administration bars CAIR from U.S.

U.S. Administration bars CAIR from U.S.

by @ 1:42 am. Filed under 1st Amendment, War On Terror, News, CAIR
State Department officials have stated at a press conference that “we should bar CAIR from our country because of their long, long history of vicious, anti-Christian, anti-American bigotry. And we have no motivation to promote that kind of intolerance. And it’s our country and we have decided they are not welcome.”

Nah! Just kidding! That’s what should happen but the real headline and events follow below.

CAIR Fears CBN News

Erick Stakelbeck
CBN News
March 13, 2007

You could call it an annual rite of passage for CBN News–sort of our version of March Madness. The Council on American-Relations (CAIR) holds a press conference in Washington, D.C. CBN News, in good faith, sends a reporter and camera crew to record the event and ask CAIR’s representatives the relevant questions. After all, CAIR bills itself as America’s leading Muslim civil rights organization and a shining beacon of interfaith goodwill. So who better to ask about Islamic affairs here and abroad? And yet, like a vampire to garlic, time and again, CAIR spokesman Ibrahim Hooper has ushered CBN News off the premises, recoiling at the mere mention of our name.

It happened again today, as CBN atempted to cover a CAIR press conference announcing that the six “peace-loving” Muslim imams removed from a US Airways flight in Minneapolis last November have filed a lawsuit against the airline and Minnesota’s Metropolitan Airports Commission. To see how it went down today when CBN News cameraman Steve Jacobi tried to enter CAIR’s Washington, D.C. headquarters, watch the clip above.

This was actually the third time in the past three years that CAIR has ejected CBN News from one of their events. When asked by a Fox News reporter why CBN News was not allowed into today’s press conference, Hooper answered:

“We have long barred the Christian Broadcasting Network from our news conferences because of their long, long history of vicious, anti-Muslism bigotry. And we have no motivation to promote that kind of intolerance. And it’s a private function and we have decided they are not welcome.”

C’mon, Ibrahim. Blacklisting a network simply because it calls attention to your radical, Wahhabi views is the height of “intolerance,” and a classic totalitarian tactic. For the record, Washington Times reporter Audrey Hudson was also escorted from today’s event. Her crime? Calling into question the legitimacy of the six “peace-loving imams’” sob story. Perhaps Hooper thinks America operates like Saudi Arabia–the world capital of Wahhabism–from which CAIR has taken substantial donations (amid repeated denials from Hooper). Or maybe Honest Ibe is loathe to explain how at least three former CAIR employees have been arrested on terrorism-related charges. And Ibe, what about CAIR’s ties to the terrorist group Hamas?

We here at CBN News would love to ask you about this, Ibe. Hey, all we ask is that you give us the same audience that clueless government officials give CAIR on a regular basis. Is that too much to ask? If it is, well, then I’ll just have to stand by my assertion that CAIR fears CBN News. Period.

Click here for a short video showing CBN being ejected.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Coulter: John Edwards a faggot

cross posted from Irate Nation

[Minus the non-working video]

Ann Coulter Calls John Edwards a ‘Faggot’

The buzz on this from the outraged left is typical. Yet the double standars lived out by the left go unchallenged or self checked. It is ok for the left to throw flames on the president via name calling or death threats. Yet the pc crowd gets their panties in a bunch over what was a seriously funny comment. Their was a time when gay meant something entirly different. HMMMM now its offensive to call a gay person a fag. Yet in europe a fag is a cigerette. Funny, the english language gets bastardized in so many ways. Eye for an I. Its always amusing when the self proclaimed openminded elites get bent out of shape when it comes to free speech from another of differing ideologies. So to all the FAG smokers of europe… to you I say have a GAY day.

And to all of you double standerdized pc nazi’s GET BENT…. OVER PERHAPS

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Monday, March 05, 2007

Algore's exhalations cause global warming

Cure global warming with bovine Beano

by Nolan Finley - Detroit News

E verybody toots. And every time we do, it's another nail in the Earth's coffin.

Al Gore is urging all of us to do the little things to fight global warming. (I'm certain Gore is screwing in low-energy light bulbs at his Nashville mansion to trim his $1,000 a month electric bill, though I can't say how many former vice presidents it takes to do that job).

His example has moved me. My contribution -- no more cabbage, refried beans or other tooty foods.

Because methane, often a byproduct of flatulence, is one of the most damaging greenhouse gases.

Most of that methane comes out of cattle, although one-third of humans generate the toxic gas when they rip one. (That's according to the shocking number of Web sites devoted to the subject.)

Farty cows poot more damaging emissions than the entire transportation segment, including automobiles. Each time a cow cuts the cheese, the resulting gas warms the Earth 23 times faster than the carbon dioxide emitted by cars and trucks.

Cattle are responsible for 18 percent of greenhouse gases, according to a United Nations' report issued last fall.

And yet the automakers, and not the agricultural industry, are on the congressional carpet, where they face radically higher fuel economy standards.

The mandates could cost more than $100 billion to implement, put one or more of the Big Three over the edge and take the national economy into the toilet.

Continue reading the article...

My contribution to global warming: Fartmatic
For those who are having a momentary trouble generating enough greenhouse gas...

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Odds & Ends; like "What did the jockstrap say to the Jock?"

Cross posted from Renew America

Curtis Dahlgren
February 23, 2007


"How long before they start blaming global warming for the decomposition of Anna Nicole's body?" — Charlie Sykes (www.620wtmj.com) 2/22/07

THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE; I'LL GET TO THAT IN A MINUTE. Excuse the "rambling" today, but it's been such a crazy week that I don't know where to start. The third week of Black History Month has featured "crossover" news:

The hard news was on the weather channel; the weather was on the comedy channel; the comedy was on CNN; and the Judge Judy show was preempted — by the Florida judicial system. And the rest of the sociological and legal news was on ESPN.

What a country! "Entertainment Tonight" was upstaged by the Geography channel, and the other 555 channels were missing in action. OH — that reminds me: What did the jockstrap say to the Jock?

"I support the troops, but not the mission."

I should have used that joke sooner, because the politicians have milked that line dry and have moved on to "We will protect the troops." Hocus-pocus focus groups will never run out of catch-phrases, like drug companies coming up with new names for drugs.

Movie DVDs now have "alternative endings," so maybe it's time for alternative punch lines. For example, I was considering this riddle: "What did the jockey shorts say to the journalist?"

Answer: "Where's the beef, Tim?"

That reminds me of another riddle: "What did the National Guard troops on the Rio Grande say to the invaders?"

Answer: "We'll leave the light on for you."

How about this one: "What did the Homeland Security investigators say to the Border Patrol agents?"

Answer: "We threw away the key, so don't even think about appealing your case."

That wasn't a joke; that was hard news. One of the missing headlines of the week was this one: MAN BITES DOG; MESSENGER SHOOTS BULL.

So what should you do when the "messenger" doesn't report the news? What should you do when the messenger chickafies the news? What should you do when the #1 news item is "Will the real father of Anna Nicole's baby please stand up?"

Answer: "Put on your hip boots."

To continue reading...

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Too much time...

This has got to be one of the most clever

E-mails I've received in awhile.

Someone out there either has too much

spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:!

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE:

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay

too much time on their hands!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

You might be a redneck...

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.

If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA!

May the LORD bless you & yours..............

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Mexican politicians travel to DC to negotiate immigration law changes

Are these politicians negotiating to allow the free flow of drugs and other illegal items across the border? It seems so as we permit our law enforcement agents to be sent to prison for enforcing laws while the druggies are given immunity. The El Presidente and his "attourney general" are both directly responsible in the case of Ramos and Compean being persecuted. [Side note to Jorge... are you getting kickbacks from the drug cartels or are you more imtimately involved?]

cross posted from vdare.com

6 February 2007

Why Are Mexican Congressmen Allowed to Negotiate U.S. Immigration Policy in Washington, D.C.?

[Allan Wall] @ 5:47 am

On February 5th, 2007, it was announced in the Mexican media that three members of the Mexican Congress would be traveling to Washington to work with Hispanic and other members of the U.S. Congress to craft changes in U.S. immigration policy.

The three Mexican congressmen, one from each of the three major parties, plan to fly from Mexico City to Washington on February 6th (Tuesday). On Wednesday (February the 7th) they are scheduled to meet with both Democratic and Republican congressional representatives. On Thursday the 8th the Mexican congressmen are to meet with U.S. representatives Joe Baca, Luis B. Gutierrez, Hilda Solis and Nancy Pelosi.

The goal is work toward a migratory accord before the U.S. presidential elections advance any further.

Other plans are to meet with Mexican diplomats, diplomats of other countries, Mexican organizations in the U.S., and to fly to Chicago and visit Elvira Arellano, an illegal alien holed up in a Methodist church.

Need I point out that this is blatant meddling in U.S. internal politics, and should not be tolerated?

What can we say about our U.S. congressional members who are hosting them?

And what of our president, what does he have to say about it? Would a president who cares about our sovereignty allow this?

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Sunday, February 04, 2007

West Michigan weather

We have been under a blizzard warning for the past two days. Yesterday, the police agencies were asking people to stay inside, off the roads if you did not absolutely have to be going somewhere. The roads were icy with snow on top. BAD! I had made a trip out to pick up some chili makin's - 3 lbs of ground beef, a big sweet onion, a large green pepper and a couple jalapenos, a can of tomato sauce and another of stewed tomatos, a large can of red beans, and finally a package of Carrol Shelby's chili spice mix. It makes the best tasting chili I have tried. Perfect for this cold weather. Current temperature is 6 degrees F, wind chill is -20 degrees. This is perfect weather for penguins, polar bears, and snowmobilers!

On the television, when the weather is like this, there is a continuous scroller on the bottom of the screen listing events that are closed due to inclement weather... one of them was a church, which shall remain nameless here. They announced that Sunday worship services were cancelled due to the terrible weather. It was followed by an announcement that the Super Bowl party was still on as planned.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Michigan, the Mirror of DC?

I was just reviewing some things that I have promised to track, such as the tax shift perpretrated by a group of Michigan Republicans and Democrats. They voted to shift the collection of county taxes SIX MONTHS EARLY back in 2004, phased in 1/3 of the tax at a time so as to make you forget that they have done it. This summer (2007) the FULL county winter tax (due in the winter of 2007-2008) become the county summer tax (of 2007) collected SIX MONTHS EARLY. I wonder what other taxes they will want to collect like this? Granholm was in office when this was done and signed it! She is absolutely HUNGRY for tax money to piss away right now. Any time Democrats (and some Republicans) get hands on new tax funds they start plotting how to spend it other than what it was intended for. Here is the list of Michigan Legislators who authorized EARLY collection of taxes. This was a lame duck session for many and they were absolutely FEARLESS! Nothing could sway them from voting for this tax increase. A tax collected EARLY is an increase because your current tax bil increases and it leaves a gaping hole where a tax used to be for the tax-and-spenders to fill with a new tax, fee, or other euphamism for money out of your pocket. Now the bastardstaxers will have to fill that hole with a new tax this coming winter (2007-2008). There was a Republican majority that did this to us in 2004! Michigan is a "blue state" even with a GOP majority. Even when we had a Republican governor... On many social and fiscal issues there's hardly any difference but how you spell the party affiliation. It is less opposition and more a matter of degree of agreement.

We have so many pseudo-cons supporting big government RINOs and hard blue state moderates for the 2008 presidential nomination that we don't know what to do.

Anyhow back to the intent of this post... to relist all the culprits who foisted this tax on us. The only thing worse is a retroactive tax like Jimmy Boy Blanchard (D) pull on us.

The 2004 Michigan HOUSE taxers...

Accavitti(D), Adamini(D), Bieda(D), Brown(D), Byrum(D), Caul(R), Clack(D), Condino(D), Dennis(D), DeRoche(R), DeRossett(R), Elkins(D), Emmons(R), Farrah(D), Gaffney(R), Gieleghem(D), Gillard(D), Gleason(D), Hart(R), Hopgood(D), Howell(R), Jamnick(D), Rick Johnson(R), Koetje(R), Kolb(D), Kooiman(R), Lipsey(D), Meisner (D), Meyer(R), Minore(D), Murphy(D), Newell(R), O'Neil(D), Palsrok(R), Phillips(D), Plakas (D), Pumford(R), Rivet(D), Sak(D), Shackleton(R), Shaffer(R), Sheltrown(D), Shulman(R), Stallworth(D), Steil(R), Tabor(R), Van Regenmorter(R), VanderVeen(R), Walker(R), Waters(D), Wenke(R), Whitmer(D), Williams(D), Wojno(D), Zelenko(D)

Lots of familiar names from this past midterm election! Some of these taxers ran (unsuccessfully) for other offices!

Doug Hart (a one term state congressman) decided not to run again. Others have also been term limited out

The 2004 Michigan SENATE taxers...

Allen(R), Basham(D), Birkholz(R), Brater(D), Clarke(D), Emerson(D), Garcia(R), George(R), Hammerstrom(R),Hardiman(R), Jacobs(D), Jelinek(R), Johnson(R), Kuipers(R), Leland(D), Olshove(D), Prusi(D), Schauer(D), Sikkema(R), Stamas(R), Switalski(D), Thomas(D), VanWoerkom(R)

We will have to be vigilant so that these 'servants of government' do not slip the green weenie to us again. Remember...from now on when you pay the county summer tax it is really the winter tax collected six months in advance

Our tax and spenders in Lansing hope that you will not remember any of this as they come up with new innovative ways to abscond with your wallet.

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Thursday, February 01, 2007

How to destroy America by Governor Richard Lamm

I love the internet! Here is something that I just stumbled across. It is a five minute speech by Richard Lamm, former Governor of Colorado.

Governor Lamm is a Democrat. This speech is two years old. In today's political reality, a majority of Democrats and a supporting minority of Republicans (US Senate and White House) are diligently working to make the USA into a salad bowl instead of a melting pot. Multiculturalism is a disease that the US is infected with and it will take us down unless something is done. We can make a big hit on this by starting to deport illegal aliens!

This was found at Snopes.com

I HAVE A PLAN TO DESTROY AMERICA
RICHARD D. LAMM - June 2005

I HAVE A SECRET PLAN TO DESTROY AMERICA. IF YOU BELIEVE, AS MANY DO, THAT AMERICA IS TOO SMUG, TOO WHITE BREAD, TOO SELF-SATISFIED, TOO RICH, LETS DESTROY AMERICA. IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO DO. HISTORY SHOWS THAT NATIONS ARE MORE FRAGILE THAN THEIR CITIZENS THINK. NO NATION IN HISTORY HAS SURVIVED THE RAVAGES OF TIME. ARNOLD TOYNBEE OBSERVED THAT ALL GREAT CIVILIZATIONS RISE AND THEY ALL FALL, AND THAT "AN AUTOPSY OF HISTORY WOULD SHOW THAT ALL GREAT NATIONS COMMIT SUICIDE." HERE IS MY PLAN:

I.     WE MUST FIRST MAKE AMERICA A BILINGUAL-BICULTURAL COUNTRY. HISTORY SHOWS, IN MY OPINION, THAT NO NATION CAN SURVIVE THE TENSION, CONFLICT, AND ANTAGONISM OF TWO COMPETING LANGUAGES AND CULTURES. IT IS A BLESSING FOR AN INDIVIDUAL TO BE BILINGUAL; IT IS A CURSE FOR A SOCIETY TO BE BILINGUAL. ONE SCHOLAR, SEYMOUR MARTIN LIPSET, PUT IT THIS WAY:
THE HISTORIES OF BILINGUAL AND BICULTURAL SOCIETIES THAT DO NOT ASSIMILATE ARE HISTORIES OF TURMOIL, TENSION, AND TRAGEDY. CANADA, BELGIUM, MALAYSIA, LEBANON-ALL FACE CRISES OF NATIONAL EXISTENCE IN WHICH MINORITIES PRESS FOR AUTONOMY, IF NOT INDEPENDENCE. PAKISTAN AND CYPRUS HAVE DIVIDED. NIGERIA SUPPRESSED AN ETHNIC REBELLION. FRANCE FACES DIFFICULTIES WITH ITS BASQUES, BRETONS, AND CORSICANS.
II.     I WOULD THEN INVENT "MULTICULTURALISM" AND ENCOURAGE IMMIGRANTS TO MAINTAIN THEIR OWN CULTURE. I WOULD MAKE IT AN ARTICLE OF BELIEF THAT ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL: THAT THERE ARE NO CULTURAL DIFFERENCES THAT ARE IMPORTANT. I WOULD DECLARE IT AN ARTICLE OF FAITH THAT THE BLACK AND HISPANIC DROPOUT RATE IS ONLY DUE TO PREJUDICE AND DISCRIMINATION BY THE MAJORITY. EVERY OTHER EXPLANATION IS OUT-OF-BOUNDS.

III.     WE CAN MAKE THE UNITED STATES A "HISPANIC QUEBEC" WITHOUT MUCH EFFORT. THE KEY IS TO CELEBRATE DIVERSITY RATHER THAN UNITY. AS BENJAMIN SCHWARZ SAID IN THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY RECENTLY:
...THE APPARENT SUCCESS OF OUR OWN MULTIETHNIC AND MULTICULTURAL EXPERIMENT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED NOT BY TOLERANCE BUT BY HEGEMONY. WITHOUT THE DOMINANCE THAT ONCE DICTATED ETHNOCENTRICALLY, AND WHAT IT MEANT TO BE AN AMERICAN, WE ARE LEFT WITH ONLY TOLERANCE AND PLURALISM TO HOLD US TOGETHER.
I WOULD ENCOURAGE ALL IMMIGRANTS TO KEEP THEIR OWN LANGUAGE AND CULTURE. I WOULD REPLACE THE MELTING POT METAPHOR WITH A SALAD BOWL METAPHOR. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INSURE THAT WE HAVE VARIOUS CULTURAL SUB-GROUPS LIVING IN AMERICA REINFORCING THEIR DIFFERENCES RATHER THAN AMERICANS, EMPHASIZING THEIR SIMILARITIES.

IV.     HAVING DONE ALL THIS, I WOULD MAKE OUR FASTEST GROWING DEMOGRAPHIC GROUP THE LEAST EDUCATED - I WOULD ADD A SECOND UNDERCLASS, UNASSIMILATED, UNDEREDUCATED, AND ANTAGONISTIC TO OUR POPULATION. I WOULD HAVE THIS SECOND UNDERCLASS HAVE A 50% DROP OUT RATE FROM SCHOOL.

V.     I WOULD THEN GET THE BIG FOUNDATIONS AND BIG BUSINESS TO GIVE THESE EFFORTS LOTS OF MONEY. I WOULD INVEST IN ETHNIC IDENTITY, AND I WOULD ESTABLISH THE CULT OF VICTIMOLOGY. I WOULD GET ALL MINORITIES TO THINK THEIR LACK OF SUCCESS WAS ALL THE FAULT OF THE MAJORITY - I WOULD START A GRIEVANCE INDUSTRY BLAMING ALL MINORITY FAILURE ON THE MAJORITY POPULATION.

VI.     I WOULD ESTABLISH DUAL CITIZENSHIP AND PROMOTE DIVIDED LOYALTIES. I WOULD "CELEBRATE DIVERSITY." "DIVERSITY" IS A WONDERFULLY SEDUCTIVE WORD. IT STRESSES DIFFERENCES RATHER THAN COMMONALITIES. DIVERSE PEOPLE WORLDWIDE ARE MOSTLY ENGAGED IN HATING EACH OTHER-THAT IS, WHEN THEY ARE NOT KILLING EACH OTHER. A DIVERSE," PEACEFUL, OR STABLE SOCIETY IS AGAINST MOST HISTORICAL PRECEDENT. PEOPLE UNDERVALUE THE UNITY IT TAKES TO KEEP A NATION TOGETHER, AND WE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS MYOPIA. LOOK AT THE ANCIENT GREEKS. DORF'S WORLD HISTORY TELLS US:
THE GREEKS BELIEVED THAT THEY BELONGED TO THE SAME RACE; THEY POSSESSED A COMMON LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE; AND THEY WORSHIPED THE SAME GODS. ALL GREECE TOOK PART IN THE OLYMPIC GAMES IN HONOR OF ZEUS AND ALL GREEKS VENERATED THE SHRINE OF APOLLO AT DELPHI. A COMMON ENEMY PERSIA THREATENED THEIR LIBERTY. YET, ALL OF THESE BONDS TOGETHER WERE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO OVERCOME TWO FACTORS . . . (LOCAL PATRIOTISM AND GEOGRAPHIC