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The Obamessiah's Prayer and Ascension into the Heavens

[update: Added "The Ascension of the Obamessiah" 09-24-2008]

Cross posted from Hannity.com

http://www.hannity.com//Article.asp?id=840892

The "Obama" Prayer

by Matthew Kramer

[as modified by James Foley, "Bloggin on down the Rogue"]

Our Obamessiah, who art from heaven, or Jakarta in Indonesia, or Hawaii, or possibly Chicago,

Undetectable be Thy forged birth certificate,

and

Liberal be thy name,

Thy presidency come,

Thy will be done,

On Earth, as it is in San Francisco.

Give us this day our daily handouts.

And forgive us our individualism,

As we forgive those who don't properly inflate their tires.

And lead us not into the Clintons,

But deliver us from McCain

For thine is the kingdom,

and the power, and the glory,

for two full terms.

Amen Alleluia Allah Akhbar

...and from a previous entry, here is the Ascension of the Obamessiah into the heavens, his last day on the earth of London, England.

The Ascension of the Obamessiah

He was attended by the disciples (Charlie, Katie, and ...) who asked, "Lord Obamessiah, are you going to restore the kingdom of Washington DC to the Democrats?"

The Lord Obamessiah answered them, "It is not for you to know the time or season that have been established by My own authority." "But you will receive power when the blessings of the Party descend upon you, and you will be My witnesses, performing deeds and miracles in My holy name."

Thus did Obamessiah depart their presence, wafted along as if supported by angels, passing through the clouds in his greenhouse gas spewing 757 chariot.

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Edited on: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 2:55 PM EDT
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