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The Obamessiah World Tour

The Obamessiah is touring the world to introduce himself as a world leader and get the world to vote for him, first as The PREZ, then as world government leader and savior.

He is accompanied by his MSM press secretaries Charles Gibson (ABC), Brian Williams (NBC), and Katie Couric (CBS). These three bring aboard the Obamessiah Campaign literally thousands of meda acolytes to tirelessly work the fields for him. CNN was excluded from Obamessiah's press secretary harem because they were so incestuously tied to the Clintons as to become known as the Clinton News Network. Clinton is out. Obamessiah is IN.

Excerpts from John Semmens - azconservative.org
http://www.azconservative.org/Semmens1.htm

Obamessiah's Press Secretary comments:

“This is definitely thinking ‘outside-the-box,’” gushed ABC News anchor Charles Gibson. “Lesser men may be content to be president of America. Senator Obama has a real chance to become king of the world.”

NBC anchor Brian Williams was similarly effusive. “We are on the brink of a new era for all mankind,” Williams said. “This is the earliest that a president-elect has ever started. It’s obvious that an Obama administration will ‘hit the ground running.’ I am so very fortunate to be allowed to document this historic occasion.”

“He called me ‘sweetie,’” CBS News anchor Katie Couric giddily boasted. “I get goose bumps remembering the moment it happened. I felt like I was Mary Magdelin.”

Obamessiah leads in world polling, a shoo-in to be elected

Polls in several European states show Obama has a substantial lead over presidential rival Senator John McCain (R-Ariz). Seventy percent of Italians, 67 percent of Germans, and 65 percent of the French say they will vote for Obama.

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note: See the John Semmens archive for the full text that was excerpted and for other columns he has written.

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Posted by James Foley at 10:29 AM EDT
Edited on: Friday, July 25, 2008 11:51 AM EDT
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